February 2012
4 posts
When the web started, I used to get really grumpy with people because they put...
– Neil Gaiman on Copyright, Piracy, and the Commercial Value of the Web (X)
SOPA - 90% of people who illegally download music are the very same people who make up 90% of music sales. same goes with videos, books, pictures… the entertainment industry is realizing more and more that the people...
January 2012
3 posts
“It’s a true fact.”
ohhh, not just a regular fact…
June 2011
1 post
San Diego Rock 'n Roll Marathon
It was awful. Plain awful. I mean really, what can you say? I ran 26.2 miles voluntarily, because I thought it would be fun? So I can tell everyone how superior I am? It was the hardest thing I ever tried to do. So that’s what I’ve been up to the past 6 months. My training regiment consisted of 8 miles twice to three times a week. I had been ramping up my long runs every other weekend,...
January 2011
2 posts
Mass Animal Deaths Around the World
thousands of birds fell from the sky
i wish this was an isolated incident. however, two days after this event, millions of fish washed up ashore, thousands of crabs were found dead on the beach, and millions of seashells are appearing in pakistan. this is also occurring in south america.
i guess we’re just waiting for the locust?
the people who are covering the case in arkansas want...
New Year's Resolutions
Last year was a pretty big year. I bought condo. It was the biggest purchase of my life. I think it aged me, like any rite of passage would. Nicole bought a place too, and she too seems much wiser than before. My dad always said that your home will be the best investment you’ll ever make. In the end I thought the only recognizable difference would be that I would make my check out to Wells...
August 2010
7 posts
I started watching Avatar: The Last Airbender the anime series. I’ve heard from more than one source that despite the horrible movie, the series is pretty great and it has 4.5 stars on netflix so how bad could it be? If I told you it was produce by Nickelodeon, would you groan? Ah, maybe. I just don’t get how so many people know about this damn series. It’s not like they were...
I’m thinking of doing the unthinkable: terminating my facebook account.
It wouldn’t be much of a change to my current fb activity, but it would get me out of mundane conversations with my co-worker about the trailing saga of the dislike button - like I care, you know? People like him, parents, and weird characters of high-school past who leave unruly comments on my profile page ruin...
only geeks may enter
jeff was training alison and i to update a particular excel worksheet. alison is the cutest grad i’ve ever met, and jeff’s favorite game is pop quiz, so jeff pipes, “why’s this number wrong? how do we fix it?”
ali, who wants to reference a cell exclaims, “use C-4!”
hehe, it made me giggle, so i said aloud, “C-4 would solve about anything.”...
July 2010
1 post
I bet you’re wondering where I’ve been. An endless number of unfinished drafts sit idle, not fit to fill you in. There’s too much ground to cover, so let’s start at the end. I’m happy and it begins with the question: What would you do if you could travel through time? Would you play the lottery? … ah yes, but when you think about taxes and greed, the lure of...
January 2010
5 posts
Video Game Massager →
Have to massage your significant other? Rather play a video game? Why not do both?
*scratch scratch*
Haven’t written anything in a while. *sigh* I should just write SOMETHING.
I quit smoking cold turkey on January first because I turned 25. You just can’t smoke after 25 like you did when you were in college. It’s too juvenille.
Saw Avatar on my birthday, January second. I’ve never had a more difficult time trying to get into a movie. Went to the Box Office on Thursday...
December 2009
9 posts
Passenger Bill of Rights
You know, (I’m really embarassed to say this but I must confess), it was only last year that I thought Obama was the Anti-Christ. I even wrote a blog about it. Right here. Then I had to rebuttal because calling Obama the Anti-Christ made everyone really mad. Rebuttal. In all honesty I think he’s doing a fantastic job pummelling the Christian right. Maybe the Anti-Christ is what we...
Keep a personal diary for personal development
I haven’t written a personal post in a while, mainly because I’ve been reflecting on all the changes in my life and my friends… My birthday’s coming up in a few weeks. The big 2-5. It’s hard to imagine what life will be like a year from now because exactly a year ago I was living on Oahu awaiting to move to London. Now I’m looking for a home and a dog....
Tiger Woods Scores More Than One Hole In One (I'm... →
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Continuity Game →
Questions from the economics honors exam at...
Steven Landsburg was chosen by the economics department at Oberlin College to be an outside examiner to “determine who among its top graduating seniors should receive an honors degree.” He posted the written exam, which consists of 10 questions, to his blog.
As a bonafide nerd, I am bothered that I haven’t applied anything I learned in college to my job. …Anyway, cheers to...
Congratulations, America: We didn’t trample anyone to death over slightly discounted HDTVs this Black Friday, probably! And God knows, we tried. Hope you call had a merry, chairbound Cyber Monday.
Last night, my boyfriend and I watched Glee. Jayma Mays tells Matthew Morrison that her fiancé has 74 flaws. In response, I tell Mike, “I’m so lucky. You only have 17.” So he curiously asks what they are. Of course, he doesn’t have any so I start making them up off the top of my head.
1.) You’re a Laker fan. 2.) You never make the bed.
I couldn’t come up with anything else.
The next day,...
Remote location
I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There’s so much pressure. I love this show, but will you judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren’t watching this. It’s only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?
November 2009
3 posts
A ventriloquist is like the original fister
– 2birds1blog
The Mo (from our favorite uke playettes from the... →
October 2009
8 posts
Behind Machinarium →
Airlines that charge high fees lose patrons →
Vodo: a filesharing service for film-makers →
1 in 100,000
odds of a man developing breast cancer in the US
http://twitpic.com/l81a3 - Going all out, signing two bills at once.
– Schwarzenegger
THE REALTOR WHO PISSED ME OFF
On Sun, Sep 13, 2009 at 1:51 PM, Mark Fuller <landmarkx@usa.net> wrote:
I selected the nearest quality and proximity to this complex although many are 2 Bedrooms. Considering the Avg comps for the best quality would be $225K I believe the property would appraise for $220-$225K based on these comps. Deducting $15K for 1 bath but adding back $15K for Upgrades,1 Car Garage and View.
I think...
Public Service Announcement: STSs
There’s a lot of things in this world that scare me: plane crashes, the Thriller music video, global warming, Kimberly’s scar on Melrose Place, falling down stairs, fupas, violent ghosts, episodes of SVU based on a true story, testicular twisting, Mickey Rourke’s new face, cancer, and eHarmony. Just to name a few (what can I say, I’ve got nerves of cardboard). But I’d be hard pressed to name one...
September 2009
8 posts
Pants
Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty. You can wear them forever.
Amazing Sentence!!
“I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications incomprehensibleness”. This is a sentence where the Nth word is N letters long. e.g. 3rd word is 3 letters long, 8th word is 8 letters long and so on
Are you a Bob Dylan fan? Are you a fan of Zombies?...
“Rippin’ Off Your Skin” To the tune of “Blowin’ In The Wind” by Bob Dylan
How many lobes must a ghoul gulp down Before he eats the whole brainpan? How many skulls must a sniper nail Before her rifle has jammed? Yes, n’ how many bites must I take of this guy Before I’ve digested his hand
The zombies my friend, are rippin’ off your skin...
While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively...